• Why was the picture sent to jail? It was framed.
  • My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes. It Taurus apart.
  • Two antennas got married.. the ceremony was ok, but the reception was excellent.
  • Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
  • Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space