• What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto.
  • I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
  • How do you learn to be a trash collector? Just pick it up as you go along.
  • Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.
  • My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.