• What did the ocean say to the beach?
    Nothing, it just waved.

     
  • My wife and I had a huge argument about who will do the laundry. Eventually, I folded.
     
  • I do not mean to brag, but cashiers always check me out.
     
  • Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
    Because they have no body to go with.

     
  • What did one wall say to the other?
    I’ll meet you at the corner.

     
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