- What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
- My wife and I had a huge argument about who will do the laundry. Eventually, I folded.
- I do not mean to brag, but cashiers always check me out.
- Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
- What did one wall say to the other?
I’ll meet you at the corner.