• An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day.
    First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked: "Please granny, don't bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.".
    The granny answers: "You know, I don't have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them."

  • A wife hangs up after about a half-hour on the phone.
    The husband is surprised, "Wow, that was quick - usually you women are at it for two hours at least!"
    "Yeah, well, it was a wrong number."

  • A student at a management school came up to a pretty girl and hugged her without any warning.
    The surprised girl said, “What was that?”
    The guy smiled at her, “Direct marketing!”
    The girl slapped him soundly.
    “What was that?!” said the boy, holding his cheek.
    “Customer feedback.”